Not All Strength Is Physical, STAR WARS

STAR WARS

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away…

Alright, so heres what happened

Theres this guy named luke, right? and he’s a pretty straight guy, he doesn’t take shit from nobody.

And all of a sudden these two droids came outta nowhere, like blam!

Now, this guy knows shits about to go down, so he and luke go to Mos Eisley to try and find a way to their home planet, where Obi wan kenobi is needed, you know, because he’s a legit badass.

So, they enlist the help of this other badass named Han Solo. This guy is so badass, he’s also indian jones, see?

So, this group of badasses and a giant overgrown dog go to Alderran and shit, but hey, they get there and this joint is dust, and i literally mean dust.

Cause the empire created this giant weapon called the death star. now this shit is just one cookie you dont fuck with, you hear?

So they get captured and shit and escape, but one of their badass buddies dies, but thats another story for another day.

So these badasses go to Yavin 4 or some shit and get the help of Rogue squadron.

Now these fuckers are BADASS too.

So we just have a gagglefuck of badasses here.

and they go off, find the death star and fuck that shit up.

then end.

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